EVENTUALLY   eventually when God and his host got around to doing the proposed Last Judgement he arrived at Dover without passport without any papers simply none at all! and was immediately detained arrested by Immigration Control Customs and Excise and also rather unceremoniously thrown into a detention centre which really cramped his style and incidentally postponed the project. pmcmanusn87

 

DOUBTS he was an atheist a humanist but he had doubts doubts about his cat a short haired black felis domesticus was engendering deep suspicions sort of caught it holding dark dark masses under the stairs the explanation of hunting mice blocking up their holes with crosses was all very well but that hardly explained the chasuble ,crozier,gaiters misericordes,hassocks,incense candles and bedecked altars. pmcmanus n285

 

AS HE STROLLED as he strolled down the road angels flying all over all around haloes shining heavenly choirs all singing and all that he suddenly remembered that he was an atheist and decided to go easy next time on that scrumpy. pmcmanus n360

 

OF HUMANIST INCLINATION the local librarian of humanist inclination came into some flak came in for some criticism when she filed the bible under fantasy and fiction and eventually after some pressure some browbeating then moved it to the horror section. pmcmanus N142 drft

 

BHA   when he eagerly logged onto the BHA group forum to see the latest friendly discussion exchange of ideas he found that his screen was suddenly covered all over in blood bits of bone tooth and claw hair and gristle and other unidentifiable bits of things and he hastily went back to his gently scrolling screen saver and took deep breaths relaxing slowly deeply shaken. Pmcmanus n102

 

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